The Most Offensive Jokes Ever

What is the most offensive joke ever? Here are twenty answers to that question along with a little something extra at the end, in my list of the 20 funniest ever offensive jokes:

(If you have ever been upset or offended by humor of any kind please do not read any further. This list includes racist jokes, sexist jokes, jokes about paedophilia etc).

1. Q: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
   A: Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
2. Q:What’s the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds?
   A: There’s 20 of them.
3. Q: How do you get an one-armed Irishman down from a tree?
   A: Wave to him.
4. Q: What do you call a barn filled with black people?
   A: Antique farm equipment.
5. Q: Why don’t they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Afghanistan?
   A: The camel would get too tired.
6. Q: Why are trees so close in Harlem?
   A: Public transportation.
7. Q. How is getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking your keys out of your car?
   A. The problem is easily solved with a coathanger.
8. Q Whats the worst thing about a gang rape?
   A Being last.
9. Q: What’s the hardest part of a cabbage to eat?
   A: The wheelchair
10. Q:What’s the worst thing about 4 Muslim guys going off a cliff in an Escalade?
    A: Escalade can seat 6
11. Q: What’s see-through and lies in the gutter?
    A: A Pakistani with the shit kicked out of him
12. Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to drink til the room spins.
13. Q: A fire-fighter was working on the 12th floor of the World Trade Center when it collapsed, what was the last thing to go through his head?
    A: The 13th floor.
14. Q: Why do Jewish women like their men circumcised?
    A: They always want 20% off something.
15. Q: How do we know what shampoo princess diana used?
    A: Because her head and shoulders was found all over the dash board.
16. Q: Whats blue and fucks grannys?
    A: Hypothermia
17. Q: What do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions?
    A: A Crime fighter
18. A man enters a pharmacy and asks for birth control pills for his wife and his seven year-old daughter. The pharmacist is a little shocked and says, “Your seven year-old daughter is sexually active!”
    “No,” replies the man. “She just sort of lays there.”
19. I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality.
    But I gave it up cos I always felt like I was flogging a dead horse.
20. An Indian man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
    “Yes, how can I help?” asks St Peter.
    “I’m here to meet Jesus,” says the Indian man.
    St Peter looks over his shoulder and shouts, “Jesus, your cab is here!”